Hey, how you doing?

Toadie's teenage pranks got out of hand when he gave up using toilets.

What do you mean? I'm having a bad hair decade!?

Toadie refused to accept fashion advice from someone whose socks were longer than their trousers.

Squeezing...too...hard...cannot...breathe...

Wrestling storylines?

Hmm, there's no jam in this doughnut.

The news of Katya's return reached Toadie.

Susan, when I said I loved you - I meant like a mother!

Toadie begins to regret entering Dancing On Ice.

Karl and Toadie's close relationship extended to regular meticulous beard inspections.

Toadie wishes he'd taken the hazard perception part of his driving test more seriously.